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Comment by Cissi Sherlock on April 11, 2012 at 11:55pm

Comment by Cissi Sherlock on April 11, 2012 at 1:08am

EXERCISE  FOR PEOPLE  OVER 50

Begin by standing on a comfortable surface, where you have plenty of room at each side. 

With a 5-lb potato bag in each hand, extend your arms straight out from your sides and hold them there as long as you can. Try to reach a full minute, and then relax.

Each day you'll find that you can hold this position for just a bit longer. After a couple of weeks, move up to 10-lb potato bags. 

Then try 50-lb potato bags and then eventually try to get to where you can lift a 100-lb potato bag in each hand and hold your arms straight for more than a full minute.

(I'm at this level.)

  
After you feel confident at that level, put a potato in each bag.

Comment by Cissi Sherlock on April 9, 2012 at 4:05am

Comment by Cissi Sherlock on March 31, 2012 at 12:19am

Comment by Cissi Sherlock on March 22, 2012 at 12:08pm

"How are you doing?" said a young guy bumping into his friend at the bar.

"I was fine...until last night."

"Why? What happened?"

"My girlfriend and I were talking about how many people we had slept with."

"Oh, what did she say?"

"She said she could count the number of guys she's slept with on one hand."

"That's good, surely?"

"Yeah, I was relieved...but then I saw she was holding a calculator."

Comment by Steven R Pluckebaum on March 16, 2012 at 10:47am

What kind of furniture do the Irish put outside.

 

Patty-O furniture

Comment by Cissi Sherlock on March 14, 2012 at 9:12pm

Comment by Cissi Sherlock on March 14, 2012 at 8:38pm

Comment by Cissi Sherlock on March 14, 2012 at 7:36pm

Resignation Letter
You get a call that you need to go clean out Aunt Martha’s storage garage because she died. And, you are told to bring a trailer. Sounds like a pain in the rear but out of respect for your Aunt Martha, you comply. Later you send the following letter to your boss.

Dear Boss:
I'm resigning effective immediately!
The reason for my resignation is that I cleaned my aunt's garage this morning before
coming to work, and realized I don't feel like working anymore.
See for yourself...

Comment by Cissi Sherlock on March 14, 2012 at 7:22pm

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