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Make me Laugh – Show me the FUNNY!

Join our new group dedicated to those who are happy! This group is for those who see funny in every aspect of life. This group is dedicated to those who have a joke on their mind, in their heart, coming out of their mouth or on a video

Website: http://www.operationopenup.tk
Members: 41
Latest Activity: Dec 5


There have been many times When I may have
Disturbed you...
Irritated you...
Bugged you...
Occasionally amused you
With my e-mails...
But today
I just wanna tell you,
Because you are my friend ....

I PLAN TO CONTINUE !!!!!!!

Keep those cards and letters, pictures and JOKES coming!

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Cissi Sherlock

Life in the White House does take it's toll...

Started by Cissi Sherlock Oct 24.

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What Does Your Birth Date Mean?

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Sometimes our humor is a little off the wall!

Started by Cissi Sherlock Sep 22.

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Cissi Sherlock Comment by Cissi Sherlock on October 7, 2009 at 10:49pm
A man is mowing his lawn and his Blonde female neighbor goes out and open's her mail box, after she slams it shut hard. He say's "whatever" then goes in the backyard to get the rake for raking the leaves, as he does his neighbor goes out to check the mail again and the same thing happens. This repeats itself for about 5 times.

He finally decides to go over, he asks "Is something the matter?" and she says "Yeah my computer keeps saying that I have mail.
Cissi Sherlock Comment by Cissi Sherlock on October 7, 2009 at 9:24pm
To ALL my Funny Friends!

Come on out to my BIG SALE!

Saturday, October 10, 2009
8:00 a.m. until………
1649 Stacy Lynn Drive
Countryside Addition, off 8300 W. Morris
LAST SALE OF THE SEASON, EVERYTHING MUST GO!
Please come out and support Operation OpenUP, God’s House of Worship Fundraiser
Bring your old cell phones with chargers to donate to Operation OpenUP Cell Phone Ministry.
For more information, call 317/605-8584.

Cissi Sherlock Comment by Cissi Sherlock on October 7, 2009 at 5:47pm
Several years ago we had an intern who was none too swift. One day he was typing and turned to a

secretary and said, "I'm almost out of typing paper. What do I do?" "Just use copier machine paper,"

she told him. With that, the intern took his last remaining blank piece of paper, put it on the photocopier and proceeded to make five blank copies.
Cissi Sherlock Comment by Cissi Sherlock on October 7, 2009 at 5:46pm
1st Person: "Do you know anything about this fax-machine?"

2nd Person: "A little. What's wrong?"

1st Person: "Well, I sent a fax, and the recipient called back to say all she received was a cover-sheet

and a blank page. I tried it again, and the same thing happened."

2nd Person: "How did you load the sheet?"

1st Person: "It's a pretty sensitive memo, and I didn't want anyone else to read it by accident, so I folded it so only the recipient would open it and read it."
Cissi Sherlock Comment by Cissi Sherlock on October 5, 2009 at 5:28pm
If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
Amy J. Powers Comment by Amy J. Powers on October 5, 2009 at 5:16pm
I named my wonder dog, Biscuit!
Cissi Sherlock Comment by Cissi Sherlock on October 2, 2009 at 3:43pm
Is your church Redneck?

Your Church Might Be A Redneck Church If:

- People ask, when Jesus fed 5000, whether the
two fish were bass or catfish, and what bait
was used to catch 'em.

- The pastor says, "I'd like to ask Bubba to
help take up the offering," then five guys
and two women stand up.

- Opening day of deer season is recognized as
an official church holiday.

- A member of the church requests to be buried in
his 4-wheel-drive truck because "It ain't never
been in a hole it couldn't get out of."

- With a congregation of 500 members, there are
only seven last names in the church directory.

- Baptism is referred to as "branding."

- People think "rapture" is what you get when
you lift something too heavy.
Cissi Sherlock Comment by Cissi Sherlock on October 2, 2009 at 2:36pm
A TRIP TO COSTCO

Yesterday I was at my local COSTCO buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for my loyal pet, Biscuit, the Wonder Dog and was in the checkout line when woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

What did she think I had, an elephant? So since I'm retired and have little to do, on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Purina Diet again. I added that I probably shouldn't, because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.) Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me.

I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish Setter's behind and a car hit us both.

I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard.

Costco won't let me shop there anymore.
Cissi Sherlock Comment by Cissi Sherlock on September 30, 2009 at 11:55pm
Blonde paint job
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.

"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"
The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."

A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."
Cissi Sherlock Comment by Cissi Sherlock on September 30, 2009 at 9:43pm
Dreaming permits each and every one of us to be quietly and safely insane every night of our lives.
 

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