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Comment by Genie Goykhberg on January 18, 2009 at 4:53pm

see how important it is to see a BIG picture ;)

it sais: "Meat Shop. Finland Servilat" in Ukrainian...

Comment by Cissi Sherlock on January 18, 2009 at 2:46pm

That OMG was for Jerome!

It kind of reminded me of a tornado and how it takes everything, a lot of totally unrelated things, then after stiring them up lies them down in a pile of organized mess! And, in some way, shape form or fashion, makes sense of it all!

Comment by Cissi Sherlock on January 18, 2009 at 12:34pm

Sexy..or not Sexy???

You want more???

GOTCHA!!!

Comment by Cissi Sherlock on January 18, 2009 at 12:29pm

Ohhhhhh Myyyyyyy God!

Comment by Genie Goykhberg on January 17, 2009 at 7:32pm

clever

Comment by Jerome Joffe on January 17, 2009 at 7:20pm

The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid term. The answer by one student was so 'profound' that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, is why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well.

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle 's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.

One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today.

Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.

This gives two possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.
2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, 'It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you,' and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over! The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct......leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting 'Oh my God.'


THIS STUDENT RECEIVED AN A+

Comment by Cissi Sherlock on January 17, 2009 at 12:45am

How do you keep a blond busy?

Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

Comment by Cissi Sherlock on January 17, 2009 at 12:28am

OMG, Genie!

I guess men NEVER do listen!!!!

Comment by Genie Goykhberg on January 16, 2009 at 11:43pm

The Bathroom

In a Chicago hospital, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men's restroom, but it had always been
occupied.
A nurse noticed his predicament. Sir, she said "You may use the ladies room if you promise not to touch any of the
buttons on the wall.
He did what he needed to, and as he sat there he noticed the buttons he had promised not to touch. Each button was
identified by letters: WW, WA, PP, and a red one labeled ATR.
Who would know if he touched them? He couldn't resist... He pushed WW. warm water was sprayed gently upon his
bottom.
What a nice feeling, he thought. Men restrooms don't have nice things like this.
Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button . Warm air
replaced the warm water, gently drying his underside.
When this stopped, he pushed the PP button. A large powder puf f caressed his bottom adding a fragile scent of spring
flower to this unbelievable pleasure.. The ladies restroom was more than a restroom, it is tender loving pleasure.

When the powder puff completed its pleasure, he couldn't wait to
push the ATR button which he knew would be supreme ecstasy.

Next thing he knew he opened his eyes, he was in a hospital bed,
and a nurse was looking down at him.

"What happened?" he exclaimed. The last thing I remember was
pushing the ATR button."

"The button ATR is an Automatic Tampon Remover.
Your penis is under your pillow."
(MEN NEVER LISTEN)

Comment by Cissi Sherlock on January 16, 2009 at 9:28pm

Maxine Jokes

Jim Baker and Jimmy Swaggert have written
An impressive new book. It's called .........
'Ministers Do More Than Lay People'

Transvestite: A guy who likes to eat, drink
And be Mary.

My mind works like lightning, One brilliant
Flash and it is gone.

Definition of a teenager?
God's punishment...for enjoying sex.

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