Dear Princess Pelosi...

Dear Princess Pelosi,

I am so thankful you are so enlightened and intelligent compared to the rest of the citizens of the U.S. We are fortunate beyond measure to have you as a significant leader in our country. Where would we be without you? Please, Princess Pelosi, keep up the great work. You are charging down the socialism path so swiftly the rest of the free world is in awe at our pace of change!

Also, Princess Pelosi, I am thankful that you so acutely defined the Cap & Trade bill as a JOBS BILL! Wow, Princess Pelosi, you're so enlightened and intelligent. Thank you for explaining this to those of us commoners. The Cap & Trade legislation will go a long way to create high-wage, high-skill, brain-based jobs in our country. Earlier this year, you told us repeatedly that we were losing 500,000,000 (500 million) jobs a month in the U.S. I am so confident that the new Home Inspector General positions to be created by state governments will curb the 500,000,000 jobs a month we are losing. Plus, I'm confident these jobs will require high-skill and will be very high wage.

Again, Princess Pelosi, thank you for your brilliant leadership. Please, thank the brilliant and forward-looking citizens of San Francisco for ensuring you are re-elected in perpetuity to your seat. We would simply be lost without you!

Very truly yours,

An Admirer in Smaller than California Indiana